So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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