I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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