I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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