You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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