on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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