Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
