Cold hands, warm shart.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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