she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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