Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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