ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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