You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
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