I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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