I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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