I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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