She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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