Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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