I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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