I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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