I must be too annoying 4 u.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
