I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize
