Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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