i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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