dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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