god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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