I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you had me at cake vodka
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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