is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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