I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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