she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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