Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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