S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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