Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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