i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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