where does the pee come out of this thing
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
