This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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