I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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