i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I think my moral compass just broke
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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