watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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