i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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