Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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