who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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