After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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