That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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