It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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