Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's never too late to be topless.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
