i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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