Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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