You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
