he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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