i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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