UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.