I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
