You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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