you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
