Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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