I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Randomize
