? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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