I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just gift wrapped bread.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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